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Live in Las Vegas [Box Set]
Festus Joe and Little King loves this here set. It gots all their favrite songs on it like "All Shook Up," "Suspishus Minds," "Hound Dog," "Heartbrake Hotel" and "Burnin' Love" plus lots more.

Be Marilyn : A Glamorous Guide to Living Blonde
Anytime a trailer park woman wants to look her best, ain't no one better to try an' look like than Marilyn Monroe. Lots a women down here to the trailer park wants this book.

Self-Made Worlds : Visionary Folk Art Environments
Bosephus is wantin' this book bad. He figures it might give him some ideals on what he can do with some a the pickin's him and Festus Jr. get down to the dump. Bosephus done thinks he could be a famus artiste if everything goes right.

Garish Gardens Outlandish Lawns
Thelma Jo and Bertha Mae needs this here book. They want to see the ideals other people done had so they can outdo 'em and end up bein' featured in some other kinda lawn decoratin' book. Maybe even be on that there Martha Stuart show on the televison.



White Trash Cooking II : Recipes for Gatherin's
Course Thelma Jo and Bertha Mae don't need no help comin up with differnt and uneek things to cook, but this here cookbook is made speshul for when y'all have lots a folks over fer supper.

Elvis & You : Your Guide to the Pleasures of Being an Elvis Fan
Festus Joe coulda wrote this book (if he knew how to write good), but since he didn't, he wants it real bad. He wants to make sure he ain't missin' nuthin' when it comes to bein' a fan a The King.

White Trash Cooking
With such fine tasty recipes like "Uncle Willie's Swamp Cabbage Stew" and "Big Mamma's Cracklin' Corn Pone" who wouldn't want this book in their kitchen?

Flattened Fauna : A Field Guide to Common Animals of Roads, Streets, and Highways
Bubba J is all the time wonderin' what kinda critters is on the side a the road when he drives his pickup back and forth from his job down to the army navy. With this book he can just look up all them critters and find out what t hey is.


Down to the trailer park you can never have too many lights hangin all round the doors and windows and out back a the trailer. Lookie here at all the kinds a lights we get to choose from.




Beach Party

Frog Lights

Creepy Crawlers

Bamboo

Coach Lights


What self-respectin' trailer park folks would be without pink flamingoes in front a their trailer?
And if ya got the flamingoes, ya need the flamingo crossin' sign to go with 'em.

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