Be Elvis! A Guide to Impersonating the King
This here is Little King's favrite book. He done learnt lots a tricks an' tips bout bein' a good Elvis impersonater. He thinks he good be even better if he owned the book 'stead a havin to hitchhike down to the libary every time he's wantin' to look at it.

Are You Hungry Tonight? : Elvis' Favorite Recipes
What true Elvis fan wouldn't want to eat like The King? This here books gots all kinds a recipes for food The King like to eat -- even his favrite fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches.

The Mullet : Hairstyle of the Gods
This is the best book to show folks how to get the best hairstile in the world. It shows some famus folks too, and how fine they look when their hair's done this way.

The Spam Cookbook : Recipes from Main Street
Thelma Jo and Bertha Mae is wizzes in the kitchen, that's fer sure. It's hard tellin' how much better they could be if they had ackshul recipes to cook Spam with.

Dr. Verne's Northern White Trash Etiquette
This here book is a grate resorce fer folks who needs to know how to fake bein down in their backs or fer folks who has kin that steals silverware and whatnot durin family gatherin's.

White Trash in a Trailer Park
Bertha Mae and Thelma Jo is always puttin' on airs and thinkin they's intelleckshual. So every now and then they think they needs to read novels. This here story is right up their alley.


We sure love our gadgets down here to the trailer park. These is some a our favrites.


Toastmaster 865 Cool Edge 21-Inch Griddle

Uniden BC245XLT Handheld Scanner

Midland 74200 Digital All Hazard Alert Monitor

Uniden PRO538W 40 Channel CB with a Front Firing Speaker

My Trailer is Bigger Than Your Trailer List

You should do your own research about the brands of vending machines too. You can purchase new vending Machines from people that weren't able to make the business work for them. If you look high and low you can find used vending machines that are in good working condition.